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Ibiza 2005-05-24 14:21:00
Ibiza fans. Save money on expensive new clubbing clothes and "I love Ibiza" t-shirts by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. Then there will be no doubt as to your allegiance.
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kyssa 2005-05-24 14:16:00
Avoid arguments in Ios with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
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X-Pedophile 2005-05-24 14:14:00
X-Files fans - When on Ios create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. Youll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning; having had your memory mysteriously erased.
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Aja baja 2005-05-24 14:12:00
Girls - cant afford a holiday in Ios? Simply get pissed, lie in a sandpit in your garden and shag every bloke who looks at you over the fence.
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Especially you, Jelle 2005-05-24 14:10:00
Make your girlfriend cry when youre having sex on Ios by phoning her up and telling her.
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ugh 2005-05-22 04:56:00
one should know when to be silent
 FB
header:* 2005-05-22 02:54:00
what the fuck so ever
 jelle
... 2005-05-20 14:17:00
Fucking hopeless conversation
 Strandheim
whatever@Q@! 2005-05-15 06:14:00
donnt everrrt whipre youre ass whit a broken paper or somethjingg
 jelle
Pim 2005-05-14 22:18:00
I did not say that you cannot use paper: read!!!
 FB
see below as well 2005-05-14 09:22:00
so father actally youre saying that, if you wanna stay in the same room all the time you have to wipe youre arse with a broken bottle! Well make sure youre finished the bottle before you break it then.
 PIM
see below 2005-05-12 01:41:00
don`t throw paper in the toilet otherwise you have to move room the whole time
 FB
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